Packers Suck!

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Not going anywhere for a while?

Priceless!

Pathetic

Mastercard

Ineffective

Wanna Get Away?

Packers Bench

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Moss Mooning

Moss mooning

Touchdown....Moss!!!!

Monday, January 10, 2005

Favre vs Moss

Favre vs Moss
- Moss points to self after a bad play. Favre points to his teammates, on the field, in front of everyone.
- Moss did an unprofessional act after a TD, Favre does his during a play.
- Favre takes a penalty by throwing the ball when he had to know he was past the LOS rather than gets hit, Moss plays hurt.
- Moss doesn't talk about his injuries, Favre can't wait to discuss his and his thoughts on retirement.
- Moss left a game 2 seconds left, Favre left with 20 seconds left.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

4th and 26th

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A Candid Interview with Joe Buck

http://www.ctcsports.net/viewArticle.php?articleId=23

A Candid Interview with Joe BuckPosted on 01/14/2005 by Willis McGendo
The integrity concious Fox Television Network is the home of quality family programming like Temptation IslandWILLIS: First of all Jack I’d like to thank you for taking the time to sit down with us today. Over your 50 year broadcasting career you’ve been a shining beacon of fair play, respect and class. You've worked with broadcasting legends like the late Harry Caray, announced hundreds of football games, seventeen Super Bowls and earned a prestigous Purple Heart in defense of this country. It's clear nobody can question either your football acumen or your storied list of accomplishments.JOE: Joe.WILLIS: What?JOE: I'm Joe. Jack was my father.WILLIS: Oh. Well, what would you say your greatest accomplishment has been?JOE: Being Jack's son.WILLIS: Ah...Congratulations? Anyways, to the matter at hand Joe. Can you tell us a little bit about what happened on Sunday?JOE: Yes, of course. During the fourth quarter of the Packers - Vikings game on Sunday an uncomfortable air hung over Lambeau Field like a pall. With someone like Moss on the field you just knew something bad was going to happen.WILLIS: And when Moss scored the touchdown?JOE: As you can imagine I was shocked. Shocked and disgusted. After he scored the touchdown he sauntered over to the goalpoast with a pronounced limp that was intended to poke fun at the handicapped.WILLIS: Well, he did have a severely sprain--JOE: DISGUSTING! He then proceeded to pull down his pants and moon the Packer faithful.WILLIS: You mean pantomime mooning.JOE: After he finished mooning the audience he lined up Bryant McKinnie and Mike Rosenthal and pretended he was a plane crashing into the twin towers. As you can imagine I was outraged.WILLIS: Rosenthal isn't even on the active roster.JOE: Then he ran over to the Vikings bench, shaking as if he was quaking from the force of an earthquake, then transformed into a 50' wave crashing through the Vikings bench, poking fun at the typhoon victims in South East Asia.WILLIS: What the hell?JOE: It was a disgrace. A tragedy. A mockery of everything that's good about Fox and America. He desecrated Lambeau Field, which as you know is essentially a church where football games have been played. It's the storied field where luminaries like Mark Chmura, Reggie White and Najeh Davenport have taken the field. It's not a place for such filth.WILLIS: Ah. Uh... Well, some people might say that it's somewhat hypocritical of the NFL to fine Moss for his pantomime act when they endorse and support what amounts to a strip tease with team cheerleaders on the sideline. And that Fox too doesn't have much room to preach morality when airing things like Temptation Island, Who's Your Daddy, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee and the like.JOE: I'm not sure what you mean, each of those shows is an example of quality family entertainment.WILLIS: Do you know what Temptation Island is about?
Little Kath just moments before her dispicable act.JOE: Temptation Island is an affirmation of traditional family values. Six loving couples are presented with a series of challenges they must overcome by relying on each other’s love and support.WILLIS: And Who's Your Daddy?JOE: Who’s Your Daddy is a touching, sensitive look at the struggles of a woman separated from her loving father at birth. It’s an important tool in increasing adoption awareness both here and abroad.WILLIS: Have you ever actually seen any Fox Shows?JOE: I'm a big fan of When Animals Attack! Man those cougars are out there.WILLIS: Right. Anyways, on the question of integrit--JOE: OH MY GOD!WILLIS: Excuse me?JOE: What is your daughter doing? That's disgusting! How can you allow such filth!WILLIS: She's eating a pops--JOE: She's simulating a sex act, that's what she's doing!WILLIS: It's a popsicle.JOE: IT'S A CHERRY PENIS!At this point in the interview Mr. Buck chose to excuse himself due to a scheduling conflict. CTC would like to thank him for taking the time to speak so frankly with us about these tough issues.JOE (in background): WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?MRS. MCGENDO: Making a cake?JOE: DISGUSTING! I'm sorry your family is subjected to such filth!