- Name: Eric Brody
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Monday, April 17, 2006
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Aaron Kampman's quote
"This one may be the worst because No. 1, it was Minnesota; No. 2, it was at home; and No. 3, it was Minnesota again," said Green Bay defensive end Aaron Kampman
Friday, November 18, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Friday, February 11, 2005
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Monday, January 10, 2005
Favre vs Moss
Favre vs Moss
- Moss points to self after a bad play. Favre points to his teammates, on the field, in front of everyone.
- Moss did an unprofessional act after a TD, Favre does his during a play.
- Favre takes a penalty by throwing the ball when he had to know he was past the LOS rather than gets hit, Moss plays hurt.
- Moss doesn't talk about his injuries, Favre can't wait to discuss his and his thoughts on retirement.
- Moss left a game 2 seconds left, Favre left with 20 seconds left.
Sunday, January 09, 2005
A Candid Interview with Joe Buck
A Candid Interview with Joe BuckPosted on 01/14/2005 by Willis McGendo
The integrity concious Fox Television Network is the home of quality family programming like Temptation IslandWILLIS: First of all Jack I’d like to thank you for taking the time to sit down with us today. Over your 50 year broadcasting career you’ve been a shining beacon of fair play, respect and class. You've worked with broadcasting legends like the late Harry Caray, announced hundreds of football games, seventeen Super Bowls and earned a prestigous Purple Heart in defense of this country. It's clear nobody can question either your football acumen or your storied list of accomplishments.JOE: Joe.WILLIS: What?JOE: I'm Joe. Jack was my father.WILLIS: Oh. Well, what would you say your greatest accomplishment has been?JOE: Being Jack's son.WILLIS: Ah...Congratulations? Anyways, to the matter at hand Joe. Can you tell us a little bit about what happened on Sunday?JOE: Yes, of course. During the fourth quarter of the Packers - Vikings game on Sunday an uncomfortable air hung over Lambeau Field like a pall. With someone like Moss on the field you just knew something bad was going to happen.WILLIS: And when Moss scored the touchdown?JOE: As you can imagine I was shocked. Shocked and disgusted. After he scored the touchdown he sauntered over to the goalpoast with a pronounced limp that was intended to poke fun at the handicapped.WILLIS: Well, he did have a severely sprain--JOE: DISGUSTING! He then proceeded to pull down his pants and moon the Packer faithful.WILLIS: You mean pantomime mooning.JOE: After he finished mooning the audience he lined up Bryant McKinnie and Mike Rosenthal and pretended he was a plane crashing into the twin towers. As you can imagine I was outraged.WILLIS: Rosenthal isn't even on the active roster.JOE: Then he ran over to the Vikings bench, shaking as if he was quaking from the force of an earthquake, then transformed into a 50' wave crashing through the Vikings bench, poking fun at the typhoon victims in South East Asia.WILLIS: What the hell?JOE: It was a disgrace. A tragedy. A mockery of everything that's good about Fox and America. He desecrated Lambeau Field, which as you know is essentially a church where football games have been played. It's the storied field where luminaries like Mark Chmura, Reggie White and Najeh Davenport have taken the field. It's not a place for such filth.WILLIS: Ah. Uh... Well, some people might say that it's somewhat hypocritical of the NFL to fine Moss for his pantomime act when they endorse and support what amounts to a strip tease with team cheerleaders on the sideline. And that Fox too doesn't have much room to preach morality when airing things like Temptation Island, Who's Your Daddy, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee and the like.JOE: I'm not sure what you mean, each of those shows is an example of quality family entertainment.WILLIS: Do you know what Temptation Island is about?
Little Kath just moments before her dispicable act.JOE: Temptation Island is an affirmation of traditional family values. Six loving couples are presented with a series of challenges they must overcome by relying on each other’s love and support.WILLIS: And Who's Your Daddy?JOE: Who’s Your Daddy is a touching, sensitive look at the struggles of a woman separated from her loving father at birth. It’s an important tool in increasing adoption awareness both here and abroad.WILLIS: Have you ever actually seen any Fox Shows?JOE: I'm a big fan of When Animals Attack! Man those cougars are out there.WILLIS: Right. Anyways, on the question of integrit--JOE: OH MY GOD!WILLIS: Excuse me?JOE: What is your daughter doing? That's disgusting! How can you allow such filth!WILLIS: She's eating a pops--JOE: She's simulating a sex act, that's what she's doing!WILLIS: It's a popsicle.JOE: IT'S A CHERRY PENIS!At this point in the interview Mr. Buck chose to excuse himself due to a scheduling conflict. CTC would like to thank him for taking the time to speak so frankly with us about these tough issues.JOE (in background): WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?MRS. MCGENDO: Making a cake?JOE: DISGUSTING! I'm sorry your family is subjected to such filth!
Thursday, December 23, 2004
HOW THE VIKES STOLE CHRISTMAS
HOW THE VIKES STOLE CHRISTMAS
Every Packer Down in Wisconsin
Liked the playoffs a lot...
But the Vikes,
Who lived in Minneapolis,
The Vikes hated the playoffs!
The whole playoff season!
Now, please don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that the schedule just wasn't quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that Tight Ends were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that their helmets were two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason,
Their heart or the lack ,
They stood there before Christmas Eve,
hating the Pack,Staring down from the Dome with a sour, Viking frown
At that Wisconsin city just south and east of their town.
They knew every Pack fan down in Wisconsin so cold
Was busy now, putting on their green and their gold.
"And they're waving their flags!" they snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas Eve!
It's practically here!"
Then they growled, with their Vikes fingers nervously drumming,
"We MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, they knew...
...All the Pack with cheese hats of foam
Would wake up bright and early.
They'd rush to the Dome!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing they hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Pack fans, young and old, would sit down for the score.
And they'd score! And they'd score!
And they'd SCORE! SCORE! SCORE! SCORE!
They would start with Ahman Green, and a running attack
Which was something the Vikings couldn't stop with a sack!
They'd do something they liked least of all!
The Pack from Wisconsin, let Favre throw the ball.
Cheeseheads would stand close together, with Foam fingers swinging.
They'd stand hand-in-hand.
And the Cheeseheads would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Vikes thought of the Pack-Fightsong-Sing
The more the Vikes thought,
"We must stop this whole thing!"
Why for forty-three years
We've put up with it now!
We MUST stop Packers from winning!...
Then they got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE VIKES GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"We know just what to do!"
The Vikes Laughed in their throats.
As they put on a Purple Jersey and and a warm purple coat.
And they chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Vikings trick!
"We'll beat the pack and send them home sick!"
"All I need is some Defense..."
Mike Tice looked around.
But in Minnesota defenses are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Tice...?
No! Mike Tice simply said,
"If I can't find a Defense, We'll focus on Offense instead!"
So he called Randy Moss and said we have one goal
We have to give Daunte Culpepper his "Roll".
He gave him his jersey
and said watch for the toss
In the ramshakle Dome
And he suited up Randy Moss.
Then Tice said, "Lets Go!"
And the Vikes started down
Toward the Dome where the Packers
Were invading our town.
All their fans wore green and some had some gold.
All the Pack fans were all dreaming of an NFC North crown
Thats what they were screaming as they drove into town.
"This is our Dome," Randy Moss hissed
And he entered the dome, purple jersey in fist.
We must get into the Packers endzone with a long toss.
And if TO could do it, then so could our Moss.
He was stopped only once, for a first down or two.
Then he ran into the endzone and said not a peep
after scoring a TD he did the Dome leap.
He ran to the sidelines and said to Mike Tice
"These Touchdowns," he grinned, "are really quit nice!"
Then our Defense took the field, which was really unpleasant,
Brett Favre kept on scoring, like no defense was present!
First downs! And touchdowns! Bad Referee calls!
Pass interference! Offsides! and Green carrying the ball!
The Pack kept on scoring. and did it quite fast,
It didn't matter is they ran or they passed!
Then they scored again. and Farve said to the side!
We're taking this game and your Purple Pride!
His ranting and boasting went a little too far .
Why, that Favre even toke a cheap shot at the mascot Ragnar!
Then he raised his hand and and then made a call."
And NOW!" grinned Brett Favre, "I will finish this once and for all!"
And then Favre grabbed the ball, and he started to pass
When he heard a small sound chasing his ass.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small 99 too!
It was little Chris Hovan, with a sack total that was less than two.
Brett Favre was being caught by this forgotten young man
He was getting caught by no. 99 - forgotten Chris Hovan.He stared at Brett Farve and said, "Brett Favre tell me why,"Why are you taking our Purple Pride? TELL ME WHY?"
But, you know, that old Brett Favre not so smart but still slickHe thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!"Why, my sweet little lineman," the slimy Brett Favre lied,"There is no such thing as your Purple Pride."So I'm taking the NFC North title and shutting your mouth."I'm taking the Title just a little bit South."
And his lie fooled old Hovan. Then he patted his headhe slipped the tackle and got another first down instead.And as Chris Hovan sat on the ground,the Dome crowd went silent there wasn't a sound!
Then the last thing Favre tookWas a 2 touchdown lead.Then he raised his fist and ran down the field, the old liar.He said "I took your Purple Pride pride and your Purple fire".
And the one hopeThat was left in the Domewas number 84 owned by one Red McCombs.
Then it looked like theytook all hopefrom the fans
Ruining all hopeFor their playoff plans!
It was the end of third quarter...All the Pack fans did cheerfilled with up Bratwurst and luke warm Dome beerSome went to their cars,Packed their up with their big fingers! The green flags! Cheeseheads of foam!The beer hats! And green jerseys! For the long trip back home!
Over the silence that ran through the Dome,Brett Favre told the Vike fans "It's time to go home"!"Pooh-pooh to the Vikes!" he was Favre-ish-ly humming."They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two"The all the Vike fans in Minneapolis will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Favre,"That I simply must hear!"So he paused. And Brett Favre put a hand to his ear.And he did hear a sound that he didn't quite know.It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!Why, this sound sounded quite neat!It couldn't be so!Vikes fans rose to their feet !
He stared down at sidelines!Brett Favre popped his eyes!Then he shook!What he saw was a shocking surprise!
All of the Vikings, the tall and the small,Were screaming! As Culpepper threw up the ball!Favre HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!IT CAME!2 touchdowns later, they now tied the game!
And then Favre, who reeling from the 2 touchdown blow,Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?It came without defense! It came without sacks!"It came without interceptions, without referees helping the Pack!"And he sat there puzzled, `till his puzzler was sore.Then the Farve thought of something he hadn't before!"Maybe the Vikings," he thought, "can win this game."Maybe the Vikings...perhaps.. can put us to shame!"
And what happened then...?Well...in Minneapolis they sayIs that the Vikings Defense showed upfor one play that day!You see Kevin Williams sacked Favre going back for a passFavre fumbled that ball and he fell on his assThen Winfield picked up the ball and ran for the scoreThe Pack lost the game and a hellava lot more
You see they tried to take Purple Prideand the heart of Vikes fans
But Moss, Pepper and K-Will
ruined their plans
Brett Favre learned a lesson you know
You can't take our Purple Pride and
Brett Favre had to eat Crow!
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Vikings 12 Steps
Step 1. We admitted we were powerless over the Vikings - that our lives had become unmanageable.
Step 2: We came to believe that winning a championship could restore us to sanity.
Step 3: We made a decision to turn the fate of the team over to Tice, as we understand him.
Step 4: We made a searching and fearless inventory of free agents and draft picks.
Step 5: We admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of the wrongs of past Viking organizations.
Step 6: We were entirely ready to have Tice remove all these defects of coaching and substandard players.
Step 7: We humbly asked Tice to remove these shortcomings and replace them with difference makers.
Step 8: We made a list of all the persons we had blamed, and became willing to let them all make amends to us.
Step 9: We accept direct amends from such people wherever possible, except when they have had chronic injuries beyond reason like Roanell Smith.
Step 10: We continued to review Viking predictions of victory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Step 11: We sought through prayer and meditation to win a championship, or at least win the division, praying only for knowledge of his will and the power to carry that out.
Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of the miserable failure of the Vikings this season, we will try to carry this message to Red, Tice, and the Vikings organization lest they repeat their failures next year.
You know you're a Viking fan if...
You know you're a Viking fan if...
You wake up in the night screaming, "Drew Pearson pushed off!"
You can name all the forms of martial arts that Joey Browner earned a black belt.
The scum-sucking fish that feeds off the bottom of your aquarium is named "Les".
You make duck-quaking noises whenever you see highlights of a Joe Kapp pass.
Red makes you nervous.
The only time you admit to watching a WWF match was when Jesse tried to pick a fight with
You still go to bars in Bloomington hoping to see Tommy Kramer.
You leave the room whenever non-Viking fans discuss Herschel Walker.
People purposely bring up the Jim Marshall "wrong way" incident to pick a fight with you.
Every time a new Twin Cities disco opens you send an e-mail alerting Darren Nelson.
You recognize the name of Hub Meed.
You think the Metrodome should serve lefsa.
You refuse to let your kids play with your inflatable sword.
You live in cheezhell and you have "packers suck" stickers all over your car!!!
Watching Super Bowl highlights make you sick.
You name your dog "Jarvis Redwine".
You feel your team gets no respect from the media.
When people start talking about two sport athletes you mention DJ Dozier.
Purple seems like a manly color to you.
Your friends start cheering for the Vikes just so you're in a good mood for the week.
You believe eating the grape and lemon skittles can help decide the outcome of the game.
You wear long blonde braids on national television and think it’s is perfectly acceptable.
You refuse to eat cheese on Sunday for fear of helping the Packers.
You're a 40-year-old woman with a 3x5 foot Viking flag hanging from the ceiling in your carefully decorated living room.
You think your sister-in-law is a raving bitch because she won't let your brother decorate his Christmas tree in purple and gold.
You only have two restrictions on the boys your teenage daughter can date:
1. No Republicans.
2. No Packer fans.
You change seats at a football game because the person sitting next to you thinks Purple People Eaters is "just a funny old song."
You spend 12 hours drawing, painting, drilling and lighting up a 3 by 4 foot sign that says
"Viking Clubhouse" with their logo, all lit up in purple and gold. Then you drag it to the bar for the playoffs and hang it in your window during the week.
Your children leave the room during the game because they fear for their physical safety...and their hearing.
You tear your Viking jersey off at halftime when they are losing cuz you think its YOU that are jinxing them by wearing it!
Your Sunday wardrobe consists of numbered Jerseys 26, 84, 80, etc...
You own a stuffed penguin named Burnsie!
You own a real penguin named Burnsie!
You agree that a 1/2 cent tax increase isn't that bad so we can get that damned new stadium!
You remember the purple pants worn on the road in the early days.
The hardest decision is-which jersey for the game
You keep moving your helmet around to find the "perfect spot"
Your Lave Light is purple & yellow